RICKEY RATTT
Why are we selling a fake rat on this otherwise fairly classy website?

Well, it seems that one of the staff enjoys practical jokes, and he would often hide the rodent inside a drawer in a piece of furniture on the sales floor. He would wait and wait until the fateful moment when an unsuspecting Eilis would open the drawer and scream when she saw it. We thought you might to have similar fun at your house, too. As fake rats go, this is by far the finest one on the market today, with genuine synthetic fur, beady plastic eyes, and a long rubber tail.

$7.00